Here at The Holyport Examiner we aim to get to the truth. The towns of Windsor & Maidenhead are full of louts, punks, yobbos and swine. Look at Steve Searle. What is he wearing? Look at Steve Snow. Does he have a high opinion of himself, or what? Paul Thorogood, Mike Thijm, Clive McNeill, Guy Moseley. The list goes on.

We first produced The Holyport Examiner in response to what we saw as gross bad behaviour and an unwillingness to be grown up. We were right to produce our newspaper. In two and a half years we have exposed corruption, double dealings, cheap flights for businessmen and the tweaking of other people wives. We will not stop until our locality has been ridden of the cancer of bent and twisted journalism (err.....hang on a minute). The public have a right to know that David Ripper once dated a woman in her eighties. That Derek Winsor is a shocking loser on the football field. That Michael O'Flaherty took four months to settle a bet!

The World Wide Web enables us to bring the truth to the masses. John Osborne will no longer be the only US resident able to read about these going on. When Harry Risk is at sea, he will truly be able to see.

Our Editorial team is as follows: